How Revealing

As if any of you care...........BUT

If I were:

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10:00 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea turtle.
If I were a direction, I’d be West.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge. (What, you thought I'd be a toilet?)
If I were a liquid, I’d be delicious Dr. Pepper, with all of the calories magically removed.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Garnet.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Quaking Aspen.
If I were a tool, I’d be a high impact drill.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a drizzling rain (the kind with fog and grey skies).
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Flugelhorn.
If I were a color, I’d be a cheery Yellow.
If I were an emotion, I’d be plain old Happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Pear.
If I were a sound, I’d be Wind Chimes.
If I were an element, I’d be Water.
If I were a car, I’d be a Volkswagen Carmengia.
If I were a food, I’d be a Blondie.
If I were a place, I’d be a Library, or a Bookstore.
If I were a material, I’d be Dupioni Silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be Chocolatey.
If I were a scent, I’d be Estee Lauder Tuscany perfume.
If I were an object, I’d be a Book.
If I were a body part, I’d be a Smile.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be that look just before you take a bite of your fave food.
If I were a song, I’d be my favorite Beatles tune, which changes daily.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be 7 year old black low top Converse, with the original laces.