Ben-isms

(This is his "I Hate Piano Recitals" Face)

Mom: "I'm sorry, but you need to go to time-out."

Ben: "I NOT a time-out boy!"

Mom: "It's time to get dressed, Ben."

Ben: "I NOT get dressed! Boys don't wear dresses!"

Mom: "You're almost 4 years old. You need to start wearing underpants."

Ben: "Mom, only girls wear underpants. Boys wear diapers."