Mom: "I'm sorry, but you need to go to time-out."
Ben: "I NOT a time-out boy!"
Mom: "It's time to get dressed, Ben."
Ben: "I NOT get dressed! Boys don't wear dresses!"
Mom: "You're almost 4 years old. You need to start wearing underpants."
Ben: "Mom, only girls wear underpants. Boys wear diapers."